{"product_id":"oboats-submariner-sweatshirt-powered-by-diesel-fumes-bad-coffee-silent-service","title":"O'Boats Submariner Sweatshirt | Powered by Diesel Fumes \u0026 Bad Coffee | Silent Service |","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy This Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDiesel fumes. Bad coffee. Since 1969. If you need that explained, this isn't your sweatshirt. If you don't, you already know where this one's going on the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBack print only. Large, clean typography. 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Made to order — made with purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry medium · Iron low heat · Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Siren's Anchorage","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":64461661176157,"sku":"54050014150962852123","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":64461661208925,"sku":"24231633636913702046","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":64461661241693,"sku":"96185654134195269794","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":64461661274461,"sku":"11523883510670221702","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":64461661307229,"sku":"10992135348940540969","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":64461661339997,"sku":"20915983568533534958","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":64461661372765,"sku":"21508844014911028903","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":64461661405533,"sku":"19368378457370173556","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":64461661438301,"sku":"32522404096103665415","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":64461661471069,"sku":"40977533075147252212","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":64461661503837,"sku":"41735347929660466959","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":64461661536605,"sku":"21813470971783217113","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":64461661569373,"sku":"15089247819841014119","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":64461661602141,"sku":"32110888803446371143","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":64461661634909,"sku":"51932828665159720438","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":64461661667677,"sku":"16004293404126364106","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":64461661700445,"sku":"62054560655277327580","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/6438\/5373\/files\/20260426153141-1f141850-5fe0-6b46-85fa-26d4c1df38e0.png?v=1777218318","url":"https:\/\/sirensanchorage.com\/products\/oboats-submariner-sweatshirt-powered-by-diesel-fumes-bad-coffee-silent-service","provider":"Siren's Anchorage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}