Why This Sweatshirt
Diesel fumes. Bad coffee. Since 1969. If you need that explained, this isn't your sweatshirt. If you don't, you already know where this one's going on the shelf.
Back print only. Large, clean typography. The kind of design that gets spotted across a car park and starts a conversation with exactly the right person.
This is not tourist nautical. This is Silent Service humour from someone who grew up breathing it.
Product Specifications
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 8.0 oz/yd² — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- (Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester)
- Crew neckline — ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Tear-away label — scratch-free wear
- DTG back print
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- US Cotton Trust Protocol — ethically grown cotton
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, cm |
50.80 |
55.90 |
60.96 |
66.04 |
71.12 |
76.20 |
81.28 |
| Length, cm |
68.58 |
71.12 |
73.66 |
76.20 |
78.74 |
81.28 |
83.82 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm |
85.09 |
87.63 |
90.17 |
92.71 |
95.25 |
97.79 |
100.33 |
| Size tolerance, cm |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
3.81 |
Perfect For
- Submarine veteran gifts
- Silent service crew humour apparel
- Navy veteran crewneck
- Diesel boat sailor gifts
- Ocean lover gifts
- Submariner family homecoming gifts
- Military spouse apparel
- Anyone who's lived on bad coffee and worse air POD Policy
This item is custom printed on demand. No refunds on custom prints. Email support@sirensanchorage.com within 24 hours of ordering for size or design amendments. Made to order — made with purpose.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry medium · Iron low heat · Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
